Romney campaign'pause to laugh'says Mitt won the debate

"I'm the American people!" Mitt Romney's campaign has put out a statement on Monday's presidential debate and ... uh ... huh?

Last night, Mitt Romney convincingly won the debate, because the American people saw an experienced executive and leader with a strong command of foreign policy who could be the next commander-in-chief.

Ahem:
BREAKING: CBS NEWS INSTANT POLL Who won the #Debate? OBAMA: 53%; ROMNEY: 23%, TIE: 24% (Margin of Error: 4%; Sample Size: 521)
' @CBSNews via TweetDeck
Here's our post-debate swing states poll, which found Barack Obama as the winner by a 53/42 margin: http://t.co/...
' @ppppolls via web
CNN insta-poll: Obama 48, Romney 40
' @ZekeJMiller via TweetDeck

Apparently the Romney campaign defines "the American people" as, well, the Romney campaign. They've moved from lying to everyone else to lying to themselves.

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