Seriously, how could you guys vote down "oops"? That may have been the single most upsetting moment of this entire competition. "Oops" was finalist material! Heck, I was rooting for it to go all the way! How often do you get to see a frontrunner campaign self-destruct in 30 seconds, live on television?
Sob. I'm heartbroken. But I'll try to pull myself together and carry on. The bracket is here. Today's winner goes up against Santorum's rant against having sex for pleasure. Does Rick Perry survive this last chance to make the quarterfinals, or will we feature a Santorum-Santorum faceoff?
1. JFK MAKES RICK SANTORUM PUKE
His full comments:
To say that people of faith have no role in the public square? You bet that makes you throw up. What kind of country do we live that says only people of non-faith can come into the public square and make their case?Catholic voters'the conservative Republican ones!'puked right back.That makes me throw up and it should make every American who is seen from the president, someone who is now trying to tell people of faith that you will do what the government says, we are going to impose our values on you, not that you can't come to the public square and argue against it, but now we're going to turn around and say we're going to impose our values from the government on people of faith, which of course is the next logical step when people of faith, at least according to John Kennedy, have no role in the public square.
2. RICK PERRY SPEECHIFIES WHILE DRUNK. OR HIGH. (Or both?)
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