Sunday Talk: Born-again stupidity

Absent some sort of dramatic undertaking by the Ron Paul revolutionaries, Mitt Romney is expected to win the upcoming Texas primary, and in doing so, officially lock up the GOP nomination for president.

Being the man of the people that he is, Romney has decided to let one of his biggest fans join in on the celebration and rub shoulders with his new best friend.

A lucky donor will win an all-expenses-paid trip to one of the hotels that potential RNC keynote speaker/Vice President/Super PAC-man Donald Trump hasn't yet bankrupted, where they will dine on pizza using a fork and knife, be regaled with stories of President Obama's Kenyan birth, and learn the intricacies of Adobe Photoshop.

And if they're really lucky, they may even get fired.