Hello, human diary. It is I, Mitt Romney, your better. Today I was in Colorado. The place we had booked for the speech was not of the correct size, and so some of the commoners could not come in. We used speakers to project my audio comments to those individuals. I made sure, however, to first explain to them that I was not a disembodied spirit, but was an authentic physical unit'what they were hearing was just my voice being broadcast via technology! I did not want them to be frightened, as commoners are frequently quite stupid.
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