Since Republicans decided hurricane central during hurricane season is the optimal time and place for a convention, here are some previously approved Republican tips for surviving the nasty weather: - Eat birthday cake.
- Defund FEMA.
- Hot bottled water for dehydrated babies.
- Find someone from the International Arabian Horse Association, and put him in charge.
- Blame the feminists, gays, Obama and various unnamed sinners.
- Do not bother Barbara Bush's beautiful mind.
So, any other tips?
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