Look, it's been a tough couple of weeks for Mitt "Mittens" Romney, what with people being mean to him and talking about him and asking about his past and shit.
We're not cruel and heartless here at Daily Kos HQ. We recognize Mittens has a tough road ahead of him, so being compassionate liberals, let's give his campaign a hand. It's up to you: should we get his campaign ...
A fancy fainting couch?
Or maybe a tiny violin.
He seems to really need some smelling salts.
Or maybe some hinges.
Then again, how about a hardware upgrade?
Gosh, so many needs! Which one should we help with?
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