The "Still Standing" page of Todd Akin's website. The first version, anyway. Just in case you were unclear on where Todd Akin is coming from, he wants you to know three things: - Like any good Republican, he and his staff do not concern themselves with grammar. The text probably should be "You're Standing With Todd," not "Your Standing With Todd," but such distinctions are for pundits and communists.
- Todd Akin again wants you to know that he used the wrong words in the wrong way. That should be enough explanation for anyone, right?
- Todd Akin wants you to look at this gigantic fetus. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT THE GIANT SPACE FETUS.
Oh, wait. You can't look at the gigantic fetus anymore. They already pulled it from the site.
Oh, and Todd? Good work on the site edits, you're almost there now. So close!
And, scene. 3:05 PM PT: Kaili has been livetweeting Todd Akin's website abortion, which is nice because I don't have to.
Holy shit! Todd Akin aborted the fetus on his website?' @KailiJoy via web
I'll bet Todd Akin didn't even get a transvaginal ultrasound before he murdered that poor, innocent website fetus.' @KailiJoy via web
Todd, don't you know you have to wait 24 hours before you can abort your website fetus?' @KailiJoy via web
Todd, aren't you afraid that aborting your website fetus wil give you breast cancer?' @KailiJoy via web
Okay, Todd, but just so you know, you're probably going to regret your website fetus abortion for the rest of your life.' @KailiJoy via web Poor Todd. Poor, poor Todd.
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