Rick Santorum says he 'expects' to speak at Republican National Convention. Yay!

Santorum. Santorum, everywhere. I missed Rick Santorum. I'm glad to see he's landed on his feet, is still going on about the obvious moral failures of others (in this case, Palestinians), and "expects" to be speaking at the Republican National Convention, despite not actually having been invited yet.

Santorum confirmed that he has not been asked to speak at this August's Republican National Convention, though he's certain that invitation will come and he will play a major role.

"I have no doubt that we'll have some role at the convention. And as you they haven't announced any speakers other than Chris Christie as the keynote. I will do my best to be helpful in the cause," said Santorum.

Will Rick Santorum be invited to the ball? I can hardly wait to find out!

I think probably the way Rick Santorum could be most helpful to Mitt Romney is to be very quiet and avoid reminding people how Mitt Romney made it to the top of the GOP pack primarily because every other candidate either self-immolated or was an obvious nutcase, but that's just me. Not inviting Santorum (and Bachmann, and Cain, and Gingrich, and Paul!) to speak at the convention would be a terrible, terrible slight, and would make all of us very sad.