America is in danger because gay people on TV are too nice

  Presented without (much) further comment: The never insane Louis Sheldon, of the Traditional Values Coalition, wants to you to know the horrible danger America is in because gay people are portrayed as being too nice on television.

It's perfectly clear what the Hollywood writers and producers were doing'grinding away at public morality, using comedy as a vehicle to overcome the natural resistance of adults, and playing on the curiosity and credulity of children. By sheer persistence, the gay-friendly media have been forcing Americans to accept homosexuality as a normal and natural choice, whether they believe it or not.

Today, based on the large number of primetime TV shows that currently feature openly gay characters, you have to believe that the most favored and most protected type of sexuality is homosexuality. Over the last decade, overtly pro-gay programs such as Will and Grace, Queer as Folk, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, The L Word and Glee have been designed to desensitize Americans to the genuine risks of the homosexual agenda. Again, homosexuals are invariably portrayed as funny, sensitive and caring individuals.

At the same time, critics of homosexuality are portrayed as bigoted and ignorant homophobes who have to learn to accept homosexuality as a valid lifestyle choice. Yet behind the scenes, how many people realize that organizations such as the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation actually have veto power over many of these scripts and can actually force directors and producers to rewrite dialogue that casts an unflattering light on homosexuals?

So there ya go. Stop portraying people like Louis Sheldon as ignorant homophobes, and start paying more attention to the secret homosexual conspiracy controlling Hollywood in order to veto scripts that don't square with the secret gay agenda to erode public morality by making gay people seem more caring and likable than they really are. Wake up, people!