Joe Walsh's advice to Mitt Romney: Always remind everyone how rich you are

(Think Progress) Rep. Joe Walsh (R-NoLongerADeadbeatDad) never ceases to make for fun news. He's up against Democrat Tammy Duckworth this campaign season, which has resulted in some truly icky Walshisms, but it's good to see him willing to take time out of his own frequently batshit insane campaign to try and help other Republicans with their own campaign problems. Here's his advice for Mitt Romney:

"It's a good thing in this country, Tammy Duckworth, to make money. That is a good thing. I wish Mitt Romney would be proud of that. I wish Romney walked around every day in this campaign and said, 'you know what? I'm real successful. Hey you know what America? I'm a rich guy! In fact, you might call me wealthy. That's me, Mitt Romney. You know what? I worked my butt off to get this way. And you know what? I want you to be rich like me.' Don't shy away from that! Rejoice in that!"

Dear Mitt Romney: Please take this advice. Please. I will personally(*) give the Mitt Romney campaign $5 every time Mitt announces to an audience, "Hey, you know what America? I'm a rich guy! In fact, you might call me wealthy!"

*Offer not good in all states. May be subject to downsizing, rightsizing, outsourcing, offshoring or Paul Ryan interpretations of mathematics.