Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Twitter roundup: A shaken nation reacts to Obama's support of marriage equality

A nation reacts to the president of these United States' acceptance of gay marriage:

BREAKING: Pink smoke is rising from the White House chimney.
' @jesseberney via Twitter for iPhone So who's making the "other issues we should ask Biden about" Tumblr?
' @joshorton via TweetDeck I'm laughing my ass off that POTUS completely wiped out Romney's primary news cycle. Again.
' @socratic via web RT @kenjennings: WILD HOMOSEXUAL ORGIES IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM!!! (according to the email my grandma will be forwarding me tomorrow)
' @prnohanoir via HootSuite OBAMA FLIP FLOPS, DECLARES WAR ON MARRIAGE http://t.co/...
' @foxnation via web GAY ALINKSY ACORN MARRIAGE #FoxNationHeadlines
' @ericschroeck via web Best gaffe since Vice-President Johnson almost freed the slaves.
' @LOLGOP via TweetDeck Rick Santorum just divorced his wife and married his dog. Are you happy, Mr. President?
' @ddayen via web RT @mpoindc: If only Mitt Romney had a gay surrogate who was experienced in talking to the press who could handle this issue...
' @smkeyes via TweetDeck More US states allow sex with animals than allow gay marriage: http://t.co/...
' @NickBaumann via TweetDeck
Unintentional snark division:
Fox News Alert: 'Conservatives seen gravitating to Romney over gay marriage'

Yep, those anti-gay conservatives were really conflicted on Barack Obama before, but this just pushed them over the edge. Conservative homophobes were this close to voting for the suspiciously black possibly Muslim possibly Kenyan Democrat, but then Obama went and blew it. Sure thing, breaking-news guy.


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