Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Fox News breaks out in flop sweat over Obama's gay marriage position

Here's today's headline from the land of the lost'I mean, from the Fox News online division, defenders of freedom, abusers of words and small animals:

Fox Nation headline: 'Obama flip flops, declares war on marriage'

Yes. Yes, it's a War On Marriage now. Because after the War on Christmas and the War on Easter, we need a nice, early-summer thing to be worried about. Straight people, look out! They're coming for your Christmas trees, I mean, your emotional commitment to your spouse (note: if you're like Newt Gingrich, you may keep your Christmas trees around longer than your spouse. Family values!)

I'm impressed. There doesn't seem to be anything that Fox News can't make a crappy, apocalyptic headline out of. Fear the War on Marriage!

Send an email to President Obama thanking him for endorsing marriage equality.


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