New conspiracy theory: Obama is behind Romney hiding his tax returns

You cannot make this up:

John Sununu joined the growing number of Republicans claiming that Sen. Harry Reid is lying about Mitt Romney's tax returns, calling him a 'bumbling Senate leader' and alleging that President Barack Obama is 'behind this dishonesty and misrepresentation.' [...]

'The Obama campaign and President Obama are the ones that are behind this dishonesty and misrepresentation because they are trying to hide the failure of this abysmal presidency that we have had in office the last four years.'

So, Mitt Romney's refusal to release his tax returns to prove to everyone'including all those Republicans who also are getting awfully curious about them'that he has actually paid taxes is now Obama's fault because Obama is hiding something, and he's using "bumbling Senate leader" Reid to help Obama hide Mitt Romney's tax returns, which is, of course, "Chicago-style gutter politics"? That's what Romneyland is going with now?

What? I'm sorry, but what?

Even better, Sununu then contradicts his own claim that Obama is behind it all:

Sununu quipped that Reid 'probably' came up with the claim while 'talking to the mirror while he was shaving.'

Ha. Ha. Ha. Sooooo funny. What are you, John, five?

Mitt Romney keeps saying that we should all just trust him. Just trust him. If you don't, you're a jerk and liar.

If only there were some way for Mitt Romney to prove that everyone else is wrong about their speculations. If only there were some way ...