Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. We have been quite busy lately testing our latest campaign theory. My advisers think it may be possible for us to blame the entire state of the nation today on having too many policemen and firefighters. It seems an odd proposition, but it seems to be testing rather well among certain humans, so I believe we may have found a winner here. I have certainly noticed that among wealthy American units, the more dangerous a job might be and the worse the pay, the more the workers in those jobs are treated with disdain; apparently, many commoner units believe that they may become wealthy themselves if they act with those same mannerisms.
A strange thing happened today. I had mentioned to Eric F. that I wanted to give special thanks to Washington Post writer Jennifer Rubin for her outstanding work of late, and suggested that she definitely be put on the list for bonuses this summer, but Eric F. says that she does not actually work for us. This is especially peculiar as just last week she had requested a lock of my hair for what she said were "work purposes"; I had assumed she played some role on the technical team, though in hindsight the encounter does raise questions in either case.
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