Saturday, July 28, 2012

The Chronicles of Mitt: July 27, 2012

pen on paper: 'Dear diary'   Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better.

Things yesterday went so well that my campaign staff told me there was no longer a need for me to speak today. As such, it has been a considerably more relaxing day, except the sunshine is not out and the warmth is not here.

As I write this we are on our way to the Olympic ceremonies, which I hope will go off decently despite these British people being in charge of them. I am also looking forward to taking credit for whichever parts of these Olympics turn out well.


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