Sunday Talk: What a long, strange trip it's been

On Tuesday, after five-plus years of non-stop campaigning, Mexican descendant Willard Mitt Romney finally secured enough delegates to clinch the GOP nomination for president.

To celebrate this monumental achievement, Romney jetted off to Las Vegas to bask in the glow of Donald Trump's bright orange skin.

Pundits across the political spectrum wondered why he would choose to pal around with such a bloviating ignoramus, but they were overlooking the obvious.

Because Bill Maher, that's why.

Meanwhile, proving that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas, Romney paid a secret visit to the California headquarters of Solyndra on Thursday, where he engaged in some Trump-esque conspiracy theorizing, and reiterated his promise to create a better Amercia.

Yeargh!