Tuesday, November 6, 2012

The Chronicles of Mitt: Nov 6, 2012

pen on paper: 'Dear diary'   Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better.

Today is the day of election day. So far there is no news.

The rocking children last evening were considerably older than I had expected. In fact, there seemed to be only one children, and he was rather scruffy and ill-mannered. The commoner units seemed to enjoy him, however.

Despite my objections to staff, I have spent this last day giving speeches at several airports. My campaign staff had identified airports as having particularly low turnout, in past election years, and so they thought there might be opportunity there. In hindsight it seems to have been unnecessary, as there were very few people at either of them. I told those people that they were foolish to be loitering at airports when they ought to be voting for me.


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