Sunday Talk: Thinking outside the box

The election may be over, but that doesn't mean it's too late for America's aging white minority to elect Mitt Romney president; or, at the very least, to stop President Obama from being re-elected.

Besides the numerous Constitutional challenges Obama must face on his way to four more years, there is also the issue of "Scandal-gate"'the suspicious lack of any real scandals during his first term.

Some people say it's worse than Waterloo.

Maverick John McCain (who is well known for his good judgment) and his BFF Lindsey Graham (adiós Lieberman) are convinced that the president is orchestrating a massive cover-up'possibly through the use of mind control.

I really don't know what to believe; I'm not a scientist, man.