Without giving away too much, I'll just say that there are no more Michele Bachmann candidacies in this tournament. So with both of her entries having lost, we won't be seeing her in the second round ... much like her real-world performance.
A moment of silence, please.
The bracket thus far is here. Today's contestants:
1. NEWT GINGRICH'S MOON BASE!
Newt Gingrich had put a damper on Mitt Romney's inevitability strategy by winning the South Carolina primary in mid-January. If he could win the next contest a bit to the south in Florida, he might have a real shot at the nomination. So what does Gingrich do to try and win that Florida vote? He talks about moon bases.
[A]t one point early in my career I introduced the Northwest Ordinance for Space, and I said when we get ' I think the number was 13,000 ' when we have 13,000 Americans living on the Moon they can petition to become a state [...]However cool a moon base might be, fact is that Gingrich is a Republican. You know, the party that is anti-science, anti-government spending and anti-education. Coming from a Democrat, such a goal might appear laudable if overly optimistic (or unrealistic) given our current fiscal situation. But from a Republican, that Florida pander got all the scorn it deserved.I will as President encourage the introduction for the Northwest Ordinance for Space to put a marker down that we want Americans to think boldly about the future and we want Americans to go out and study hard and work hard, and together we are going to unleash the American people to rebuild the country we love.
By the end of my second term we will have the first permanent base on the Moon, and it will be American.
But wait! There's a punchline. From the same speech:
I want you to help me both in Florida and across the country so that you can someday say you were here the day it was announced that of course we'd have commercial space in near-space, that of course we'd have a manned colony on the Moon that flew an American flag, and of course we'd be moving towards Mars by the end of the next decade.Indeed, where were you on Sept. 25, 2011, when Gingrich's pomposity expanded to astronomical size? I was on YouTube, furiously digging up this clip:
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