Sunday Talk: Perish the thought

I'm not saying that Rafalca Romney's failure to win a medal in the Olympics has put her life in danger; I'm just pointing out that Mitt's investments which underperform don't have a very good track record of survival.

I'm also not saying any of the following things:

• Mitt Romney is a race-baiting hypocrite.
  _{(Though some of his great friends are pretty racist.)}
• Mitt Romney has a very sick sense of humor.
  _{(Conservatives sure aren't laughing.)}
• Mitt Romney is a tax cheat/evader.
  _{(But inquiring minds want to know if he is.)}
• Karl Rove and Dick Morris are full of shit.
  _{(Reuters, CNN and Fox News are the ones saying this.)}
• Mitt Romney is the Hamburglar.
  _{(Romney himself admitted it.)}
• Mitt Romney made a huge mistake in naming Paul Ryan as his running mate.
  _{(Romney admitted this, too.)}
• Mitt Romney is reaping what he sowed.
  _{(Actually, I am saying this.)}

_{Disclosure: Barack Obama didn't approve this message.}