Mitt Romney humor subroutine activated: 'If I were to coin a term, it would be Obamalogna'

Oh, Mitt. I'm afraid his rejoinder to Barack Obama's "Romney Hood" line is just ... well ...

"If I were to coin a term, it would Obamalogna. He's serving up a dish which is simply in contradiction of the truth."

Ha! What a witticism! Have at you! I know you are, but you have not yet enlightened me as to what I might be! I am a rubberized material, dear sir, and you are a binding substance of some kind, something of an adhesive nature!

Sigh. Just ... sigh.