Hello, human diary. It is I, Mitt Romney, your better. I have another humorous anecdote to relate, Mr. Diary. The other day I was visiting the press bus (the press has a separate bus, when following my bus. They are two separate buses.) The bus was mostly unoccupied so, seeing an opportunity for a prank, I wrote them a small note:
"You guys have it way too soft'nice ride. P.S. Erased your hard drives."
I believe the press units found it humorous. Personally, I think it quite clever of me. You see, I had been previously discussing with my advisers how to better bond with commoners and the press, as part of our ongoing efforts to make me appear more desirable as a possible presidential unit. We had been running down the qualities deemed popular in a leader, and my advisers were insistent that popular leaders usually have a magnetic personality.
I vowed then to attempt to have a severely magnetic personality myself. But what, Mr. Diary, would a severely magnetic human do? That answer, I believe, is self-evident.
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