CPAC: America is perfect. And it sucks. And it's perfect.

Poor conservatives'they just can't keep their talking points straight. Here's Florida Sen. Marco Rubio:

We don't need new ideas. The idea is called America and it still works.

And here's Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, about five minutes after that:

The Republican Party has to change.

So ... we don't need to change. Except for how we do. Except for how we don't. Except for how we do ...

Unskew America!