At approximately 11:15 pm EST on Tuesday, November 6'a date which will live in infamy'the great state of Ohio, and thus the election, was called for Obama-Biden.
This news sent shockwaves (but no fireworks) throughout Boston.
The Romney-Ryan campaign, feeling as though they had just been mugged, immediately cancelled all of their credit cards, and reached out to Karl Rove for assistance.
Unfortunately for them, Rove soon discovered that he couldn't buy his way out of their predicament; and Donald Trump's call for revolution was quickly shot down by Brian Williams.
In the days and weeks ahead, there will be much discussion about how such a colossal failure could've occurred; but it seems pretty clear'President Obama succeeded in suppressing the white vote, and convincing teh womenz that Mitt Romney would ship them off to "rape camps."
Also, too.
It appears that those lazy minorities aren't so lazy after all.
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