Sunday Talk: A slippery slope

Ever since Barack Obama and his zombie army stole the presidency from its whiteful heir (again), he's been acting like he was legitimately re-elected'even going so far as to begin planning a second inauguration.

Despite not having won a Bush-like mandate, Obama seems determined to make House and Senate Republicans break their solemn vow and raise taxes on the job-creatingest Americans.

This is most likely part of his secret plan to divide the country and redistribute it to the moochers who voted for him; and it's so crazy it just might work!

If the GOP doesn't wake the fuck up, soon, they may come to look back on the "War on Christmas" as a happy holiday.