Sunday Talk: A confederacy of dunces

When you stop and think about it, it's not really surprising that Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are having so much trouble coming to terms with their recent loss(es).

After all, it's been four years since John McCain got his ass kicked by President Obama, and he's still bitter about it; to say nothing of his former running mate.

However, this time is different.

In the wake of McCain's defeat, teabaggers (née Republicans) dedicated themselves to a single goal'"taking their country back" (even if they had to kill a few hostages in the process); and the mid-term elections showed some signs of success.

But now, having failed to achieve their goal, many of these same über-patriots are petitioning to secede from the country they claim to love so very much.

This is great news for Chuck Norris, who now stands one step closer to becoming the president of Texas.