Wednesday, September 12, 2012

The Chronicles of Mitt: Sept 11, 2012

pen on paper: 'Dear diary'   Hello, human diary. It is I, Mitt Romney, your better.

Success! I have convinced one of my staffers to retrieve a copy of Clint Eastwood's speech endorsing me, so that I may finally view it. (I did this by informing them that I would fire them if they did not, a strategy that I have found works in nearly all circumstances.)

Eric F. has repeatedly told me how it was perhaps one of the better convention speeches ever given. I cannot wait to see it for myself.


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