Sunday Talk: Cruising to victory

Contrary to what George Soros, ACORN, the liberal media, and their so-called "scientific" polls would have you people believe, Mitt Romney is well on his way to becoming the next president of the United States.

Yes, my friends, it's true.

Fewer than six weeks before Election Day, and with the first debate fast approaching, Mitt Romney is winning the presidential race.

This shocking development comes despite Romney being a lousy candidate who is viewed less favorably than George W. Bush.

To say nothing of the fact that, by any and every objective measure, he's actually losing.

But hey, that's just how Mitt rolls.

Bottom line: It looks like we picked the wrong week to quit smoking crack.