Sunday, December 2, 2012

Sunday Talk: Consolation prizes

Mitt Romney may not have won the popular vote, the electoral vote, or even his former home state of Michigan, but that doesn't mean he's a loser'much less a "sore loser."

Losers don't go to Disneyland (the happiest place on Earth), or get invited to the White House (the merriest place in Obama's America), do they?

Of course not; those perks are reserved for winners'and Mitt Romney definitely fits that bill.

Among his many notable achievements are:

  • Beating a field of heavyweights such as Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain for the GOP nomination;
  • Receiving the highly-coveted Des Moines Register endorsement;
  • Defeating President Obama among the all-important wealthy white male demographic;
  • And, being crowned GQ magazine's "Least Influential Person of 2012."

Bottom line: Mitt deserves a break today'at McDonald's!


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