Our first necromancer president. As we all know, it was literally impossible for President Barack Obama to win, what with Dick Morris and Rasmussen saying it was impossible for Obama to win. Yet somehow, unexplainably, the unimaginable happened. It was as if millions of conservatives suddenly cried out in terror and millions more premature Election Night wingnut celebrations were suddenly silenced. Something terrible had happened. Reality had intruded into that perfectly constructed wingnut bubble, and it wasn't a pretty sight. Wait, that wasn't it. It was something about Satan and necromancers.
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