Inquiring minds want to know: Can a Republican flap his lips without lying?

"Yes, I am a liar." This is a serious question: Can a Republican manage to speak without lying? If the Republican is Sen. Ted Cruz, obviously not:

I don't believe President Obama wants an immigration bill to pass ... The president has been focusing on amnesty, a path to citizenship that skips ahead of the line ... It's designed to scuttle the bill.

What President Obama has proposed:

But for comprehensive immigration reform to work, it must be clear from the outset that there is a pathway to citizenship.

We gotta -- we gotta lay out a path, a process that includes passing a background check, paying taxes, paying a penalty, learning English, and then going to the back of the line behind all the folks who are trying to come here legally. That's only fair. All right.

Okay, confession time ... it wasn't really a serious question.

Support President Obama's call for comprehensive immigration reform that includes a pathway to citizenship.