Sunday Talk: That's what friends are for

If you happen to be among the minority of Americans who consider Fox News a credible source of information, then you probably also believe that President Obama and the lamestream media are as thick as thieves.

To your mind, there's no other way to explain the fourth estate's failure to properly vet Obama during the 2008 and 2012 campaigns, or their eagerness to help him orchestrate a massive cover-up concerning Benghazi on his way to becoming a three-term president.

Watching the daily press briefings, you can practically hear a porn soundtrack (bow-chicka-wow-wow) playing in the background as the White House correspondents all but fellate administration apparatchik Jay Carney.

None of this is really your fault, though.

After all, you're just a sad and pathetic loser.