Very Serious Journamalist finds out what Mrs. Boehner's getting for Valentine's Day

Trigger warning for the Orange Weeper of the House. Trigger warning for Luke "emblematic of the sort of nepotism that gives nepotism a bad name" Russert. Trigger warning for just ... just ew:

Asked Boehner what he got his Mrs for Valentine's Day, he gave 3 air kisses to the press corps and said, "same thing I got you honey."
' @LukeRussert via Twitter for BlackBerry®

As Rebecca Schoenkopf at Wonkette writes, "Luke Russert, of all fucking people, got the scoop" on what Bohener "had gotten the Ol' Ball and Chain." And apparently, it's a giant steaming pile of animosity. Don't feel bad, Mrs. Boehner. Just get in line.