Saturday hate mail-a-palooza: You better not be wearing a black hat!

I'll give them MTV. Not the old MTV, the one with music and videos. That one was awesome. But whatever the hell it is that exists today. I'm sure these people hated old MTV too, however. Madonna, you know?

This week's hate mail haul, including a double-dose of edscan (and something about black hats) below the fold!