Military suicide rates are high because being around chicks and gays is stressful

Does this stress you out? It's been at least three seconds since some whackadoodle wingnut blamed chicks and gays for something bad, so here's Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council'the hate group that super duper hates chicks and gays, as well as taxes, science and cable television'to tell us what the voices in his head are whispering to him now:

The stress in our military, when you look how they have used the military for their social experimentation: driving Christianity out, putting homosexuality in, suicide rate going through the ceiling. I think it was last year if I recall the numbers there were 349 suicides in 2012 and I believe that's more than were killed in combat, that's the highest number since the Pentagon began tracking suicides back in 2001. And what are they doing? Adding additional stress by this social engineering. Unbelievable.

Yeah, that's right. Suicide rates are up in the military because mean old President Barack Obama is social engineering the military to make our brave boys on the front lines have to be around The Gays. And now, with the lady troops officially permitted to serve in combat even though they've already been unofficially serving in combat, they're going to get their icky lady cooties all over our military. Stressful!