Fox 'News' bobbleheads agree: Algebra is socialism, and cowboys loved Indians

Look at the lovely rich girl doing socialism! Brace yourselves for the stupid:

Fox News host Eric Bolling on Wednesday accused some schools of 'pushing the liberal agenda' for teaching an algebra lesson about the distributive property.

During a segment about 'indoctrination in schools,' Bolling reminded viewers of a 2009 video of children chanting, 'Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Barack Hussein Obama,' which outraged conservatives at the time.

'But even worse is the way some textbooks are pushing the liberal agenda,' the Fox News host explained, pointing to an algebra worksheet that Scholastic says gives students '[i]nsight into the distributive property as it applies to multiplication.'

'Distribute the wealth!' Bolling exclaimed, reading the worksheet. 'Distribute the wealth with the lovely rich girl with a big ole bag of money, handing some money out.'

Naturally, Dana Perino, former mouthpiece for George Dubya, chimed in with her extensive and utterly relevant knowledge of ... stuff:

Co-host Dana Perino also expressed concern over an effort to stop children from role playing 'cowboys and Indians' at Thanksgiving because experts say that 'the historic enemy of Indians was not cowboys, but the U.S. government.'

Yes, that would be Dana "I think the Cuban missile crisis had something to do with Cuba and missiles" Perino, who believes there's no reason to know about things that happened in history before she was born, but all of a sudden, she's an expert on, you know, things that happened before she was born, at least when it comes to standing up for our children's right to be completely ignorant about history. And also, apparently, math.

Yeah, just another day at good ol' Fox watching actually makes you dumber News.