Ah. Another legislative session over, another swearing in of a whole new class of bright-eyed, bushy-tailed lawmakers, eager as all get-out to start protecting the rich, screwing the poor, and grandstanding about 'Merica and light bulb freedom and shrinking the gubmint so it's small enough to drown in a bathtub'or fit inside a vagina. But before we welcome the newest members, let us take a moment to say so long, farewell, please-oh-pretty-please let the door hit you on the way out to those extra-special sons of bitches we can't wait to not miss:
- The deadbeat dad.
- The pimp daddy centerfold.
- The not-intended-to-be-a-factual-statement maker.
- The pouty teabagger.
- The lunatic.
- The magic-believing misogynist.
- And of course, Joe Lieberman.
So have at it. And remember, if you can't say anything nice ... well, that's okay. These guys don't deserve it.
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